“Obamanation of Desolation”

For those few of us NOT looking forward to the big inauguration tomorrow, a bit of Humor made from a Bible passage in Matthew (24:15):

“…When ye see the Obamanation of Desolation spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing in the high place (where he aught not to be – whoso readeth, let him understand), then let them flee into the mountains (or maybe Costa Rica, Canada, etc.), let him which is on the housetop not come down to take anything out of his foreclosed house. Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes…For then shall be great depression, such has was not since the 1930s to this time, no nor ever need be. And except those days be shortened, there should no taxpayer be saved.”

And this borrowed from 1 Kings, 12:13:

“…And the king answered the people roughly and forsook the old men’s (Reagan, et. al.) counsel that they gave him (smaller government, lower taxes, supply-side economics); and spake to them after the counsel of the young men (bigger government, bailouts, higher taxes, keynesean economics, wealth redistribution) saying, My predecessor made your yoke (national debt, taxes, regulations) heavy, and I will add to your yoke…”

“We were singing Bye Bye Mrs. American pie, drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry (global warming of course); And good old boys drinking whiskey and rye saying This will be the day that I die!”

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